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		<title>Counting the pixels in Bear Grylls&#8217; eyeball</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 03:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently returned from my honeymoon in Australia. How was it? Absolutely wonderful, thanks for asking. In fact, it was so wonderful that my wife and I were overcome with snotty weepiness prior to take-off from Brisbane Airport, when Qantas cruelly filled &#8230; <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/counting-the-pixels-in-bear-grylls-eyeball/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=4017&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Apropos of nothing</title>
		<link>http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/apropos-of-nothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official: thanks to television, the word &#8220;reality&#8221; has now lost all meaning. The evidence is all around us. For instance, Gavin Henson was recently described as a &#8220;rugby player-turned reality star&#8221;, which was a reference to his role in &#8230; <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/apropos-of-nothing/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3987&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kettling Daniel O’Donnell fans</title>
		<link>http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/06/21/kettling-daniel-odonnell-fans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blog post about Apple's possible future plans to develop infrared technology that would disable the iPhone's record function at live concerts and events. <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/06/21/kettling-daniel-odonnell-fans/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3885&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yippee-ki-yay, Mrs Dorries</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the eve of the publication of Reg Bailey's 'Let Children Be Children' report, an independent review commissioned by David Cameron into the sexual commercialisation of childhood, I decided to have a rant about Nadine Dorries and the Daily Mail. <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/yippee-ki-yay-mrs-dorries/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3816&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Soul</title>
		<link>http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/05/29/digital-soul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 10:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blog post about our digital legacies. <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/05/29/digital-soul/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3741&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The one where I write something about Osama bin Laden</title>
		<link>http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/05/08/the-one-where-i-write-something-about-osama-bin-laden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 18:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lengthy blog post about the death of Osama bin Laden. <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/05/08/the-one-where-i-write-something-about-osama-bin-laden/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3664&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The lucrative art of doing nothing</title>
		<link>http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/04/12/the-lucrative-art-of-doing-nothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 12:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jules Renard once said: &#8220;Fame is a constant effort.&#8221; Although, I&#8217;m fairly certain that if he&#8217;d glimpsed a future in which one-dimensional idiots could become famous at the drop of a hat, and that those one-dimensional idiots would be able to &#8230; <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/04/12/the-lucrative-art-of-doing-nothing/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3611&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Like a scene from Scanners</title>
		<link>http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/03/15/like-a-scene-from-scanners/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 18:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day, I was reading in New Scientist magazine about something called &#8220;telempathy&#8221;, a term coined by the American science writer Michael Chorost, which is described as &#8220;the ability to feel another person&#8217;s emotions through a technological connection to &#8230; <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/03/15/like-a-scene-from-scanners/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3559&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ken Barlow&#8230;pooing at Paul&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blog post about the new era of product placement on British television...with a few jokes. <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/03/02/ken-barlow-pooing-at-pauls/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3488&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bustin Jieber and the days of rage</title>
		<link>http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/bustin-jieber-and-the-days-of-rage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 15:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rant about the phenomenon they call Bustin Jieber (and his very angry fans). <a href="http://andytoots.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/bustin-jieber-and-the-days-of-rage/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=andytoots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7738141&amp;post=3342&amp;subd=andytoots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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