Who am I?
To borrow the words of Charles Manson, “I’m nobody”.
What do I write about on here?
I ramble on about various things. Have a look through my archives if you’re curious.
Have I ever written anything for anyone else?
Funny you should ask. Yes, I once wrote a piece for Company magazine (Page 98 of the October 2010 ‘British Issue’, to be precise). If you don’t believe me, look here.
Er…no. My words aren’t in great demand unfortunately.
Can I be contacted?
Yes. If you want to get hold of me for any reason (assuming that reason isn’t to cyberstalk me, send me death threats, or generally hurl abuse) you can e-mail me. And if you’d like me to write anything for you, please get hold of me any way you can. Hire a skywriting team if necessary.